I WANT THE PHOTOS YOU TOOK OF ME NAKED, MR. SNEDDON (Michael Jackson Demands)

Drudge Report ^ | 14 June 05 | Matt Drudge

[SkyPilot]

Michael Jackson is demanding Santa Barbara County prosecutor Tom Sneddon surrender all photos taken by police of the pop star's penis area, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned... MORE...

[TheSpottedOwl]

Is that sculpture for real? He looks like Lucy Ricardo! Another thing that disturbs me is the rumors surrounding Bubbles the chimp. I've heard some real nasty ones. Can anyone comfirm?

[abigailsmybaby]

I heard that the acuser in this case drew a photo of said "area" and it was posted on the internet last week. One of the reporters from my favorite radio station likened it to a shitake mushroom....or maybe it was an enoki mushroom. Well, one of those.

[presently no screen name]

lol

[SkyPilot]

One of the reporters from my favorite radio station likened it to a shitake mushroom....or maybe it was an enoki mushroom.

Gee, thanks for that.

Now I can't watch Emeril Live tonight.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

They probably needed an electron microscope to find it.

[LS]

O.J. just checked in, saying he will help Michael look for the "real" pedophile.

[UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide]

He has a penis?

The alternative is even more frightening.

[abigailsmybaby]

AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!!

I could see her performing a Bobbett if provoked.

[Lunkhead_01]

Considering the idiotic jury pool one has to work with in California, I'm not sure we can fault the guy too much.

Remember: the jury pool is the same as the voter pool that elected Sneddon.

[TheSpottedOwl]

That neat legal chick Nancy Grace was great. She started thumbing through a coffee table book titled "BOYZ" or something like that. She was vividly describing pictures of Michael Jackson nude with children, and said she couldn't describe further because she would be charged with porn distribution on the air.

I've never watched the show, but IIRC, someone here mentioned that a while back. Were those pictures entered into evidence????

[Lunkhead_01]

Yes, copies are difficult to control, but if Sneddon is ordered to turn over all negatives and all copies and a copy turns up, he will have some 'splainin' to do.

[cardinal4]

Remember: the jury pool is the same as the voter pool that elected Sneddon.

How is THAT for irony?

[UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide]

For Show and Tell???????

Next CD cover.

[BulletBobCo]

Another thing that disturbs me is the rumors surrounding Bubbles the chimp. I've heard some real nasty ones. Can anyone comfirm?

I heard he really spanked his monkey.

[abigailsmybaby]

I'm sorry. :( I never thought about that.

Did you know that enokis are also called velvet shanks? Now I'm just bein' mean. ;)

[the Deejay]

I mean, that damn mother snapped her fingers!!!! at them!

Wasn't that just plain lame, to have made a statement like that.

The old broad said, "Don't snap your fingers at me, lady!"

At her age, one would assume she knew better than to make such a remark.

[TheSpottedOwl]

I've heard worse. An ex husband of one of his sisters, claims he saw MJ doing something odd with the chimp. Someone here said Joe Jackson killed the chimp after he found Michael in bed with him.

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he abused animals.

[OldFriend]

Too late, Drudge bought them!

[krb]

What a silly post.

[Misterioso]

He has a penis?

They say he's using Whoopi's.