Apparently you know nothing about hockey. If you did you'd realize that playing goalie is probably the toughest position on the ice. Not only must they be able to skate and use a stick, they must have great reflexes and be quick. Not to mention the hand eye coordination. One cannot be a big sack of crap and expect to play the game. It's obvious you don't like the game, why waste your time on the thread knocking the game? Go find a ball to play with.
Please don't feed the hucks! Ignore them!
They wouldn't need the quickness or reflexes if they could obscure 85% of the goal mouth with impenetrable blubber. What's the matter with you hockey fans? No sense of humor? Must be all that time spent with Canadians.