Alright, here's a couple to hold you over. The other one is in your Freepmail.
There is a German, a illegal Mexican, and an Yankee fishing in a boat. It starts sinking. The German says "We have enough beer in Germany" and he throws it off. The Mexican says "We have enough tacos in Mexico" and throws the tacos overboard, the Yank picks up the Mexican and says, We have more than enough illegal Mexicans in America" and throws him over too.
I gotta "hand" it to ya ... heh heh heh heh
chu have freep mail ... remember ... you asked for it .... :<)