[layman]

If Churchill can't ride bare back and lean under the horse to fire his rifle one-handed, he's not an American Indian. Case closed.

[Dead Dog]

That'd be fun to watch him try though. I'd like to see him hang from the rafter by bones stuck through his nipples first. Maybe then, he'd like to become a Masai Warrior in Kenya. I'm sure their is a Cape Buffalo with his name on it.