I wonder what the odds are for riots in the unlikely event that he is found guilty.
I'd say the odds are high!
All of the blacks will riot? Or the whites? Or the blacks who look like whites?
Yes, I believe there will be a riot.
Damian "Football" Williams will be the guest of honor, and Reginald Denny will slur the National Anthem in his best Foster Brooks impersonation to open the festivities.
And Rotney Allen Rippy--filling in for Rotney King who is unavoidably detained on his 17th drunk-driving/domestic assault conviction--will throw out the ceremonial first garbage disposal on what is left of Mr. Denny's head.
Ex-Police Chief Gates, refusing to "get involved", will climb under a desk at rampart, place his thumb up his ass, and pee his drawers in a sentimental journey back to the time he loved best.
Neverland will never be the same...
And Jesse Jackson will be happy again. (Isn't it sad that Johnny Cochran is longer alive to see it? Sniff, sniff...)