COURT TV EXECUTIVES: "We need a high profile crime, murder or something else to get us through to the Fall sweeps. By then I'm sure they'll be a couple of steroid scandals or NBA arrests...Do you think Tom Cruise is nutty enough to exhume L Ron Hubbards' remains and wear them to get rid of his thetans?"
The Phil Spector murder could be great ! He has a history of pulling guns on celebs.
The ideal case
would be finding Katie Holmes
dead in Cruise's house,
and Tom Cruise passed out
with her blood on his hands but
no memory of
doing anything.
The whole world would stop to watch.
Muslims would watch it!