What about them? Is there a law now that you can't have plastic surgery whether white or black? Is there a law that says you can't have a prosthetic nose, prosthetic leg, hand, arm?
Entertainment TV..ok what's next. I can't wait. (sarcasm)..well tis a break from a war for a few moments each day.
Now back to Aruba!
MEMO:
(Media meetings urgent: OK Jackson story is old. Aruba will be over soon. Go dig up anything you can find to freak out the American public. Make something up if you have to! Anything about blond missing women a plus. Get on it staff!)
Nothing against the law having multiple plastic surgeries - just try to keep the noses on the faces is all I'm saying.
My guess is they return to shark attacks. That was the big news all summer 2001 even though the number of attacks was below average. This will hold the media over until somebody accidentally spills coffee on a Koran at Gitmo.