Christina Aguilera 'used to keep terror suspects awake'

Scotsman ^ | 6/13/05

[Feiny]

Hippies hate Death Metal

[The_Victor]

I'd be most happy to let Christina keep me awake. ;o)

So long as she's not "singing."

[Izzy Dunne]

I would like to have my 'space invaded' by a female

Gladta meetcha, Tory!

[Trampled by Lambs]

They should have used some really obnoxious and noisy Ted Nugent songs.. (I like the Nuge but some of his songs are.. well...)

And puppet shows? Oh the humanity!

[wideawake]

In other words, the teenagers in my neighborhood treat me no worse than if I were a terrorist imprisoned at Guantanamo.

[areafiftyone]

My picture? Do you remember Monty Python and the Spanish Inquisition - They used the "Comfy Chair" to interrogate people!

[ariamne]

I can imagine what that's like! Thank God I don't have cable...it's bad enough my 8 year old sings along with it on the radio...ugh!

[Mr. Mojo]

Let's see here....

The terrorists are subjected to women rubbing their breasts on them, satirical puppet shows, and dinners of Orange Glazed Chicken, Fresh Fruit Roupee, Steamed Peas and Mushrooms, and Rice Pilaf.

Nice gulag.

[peacebaby]

Christina Aguilera is one of the best talents we've got. IMO she loses the FUBU look, she'll go far.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Why on earth do we allow the MSM inside Gitmo or any other prison ?

[Fierce Allegiance]

Christina Aguilera is one of the best talents we've got.

We're doomed.

[evets]

torture

[bill1952]

LOL! Call Amnesty International.

[Mad Dawg]

(I can't believe nobody else said it yet)

Christine Aguilara used to keep me awake too, then I took up drinking Scotch.

[shekkian]

She's finally made herself useful for something.

[Airborne1986]

"The first documented log of methods used by the US military to extract information from detainees details a range of techniques that range from a satirical puppet show ..."


Let me get this straight ... we are in a life and death struggle with murderous islamofacists who get their rocks off thinking about killing us and we are using Kukla, Fran and Ollie as an interrogation tool?

[Tom Bombadil]

If they really want to torture, play Death Metal all day long

How about Wayne Newton or Barry Manilow?

[DM1]

geez that is a human jabba the hutt with a wig! or michael moore in drag

[Gator101]

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

[sean327]

I think the Men Without Hats, AKA Men Without Talent son "Safety Dance" would have been more effective. That crappy song ruined my junior year in high school!!