"Now, having to listen to the Barney theme song 24/7 would drive me insane."
Oh yeah? Well, I'll raise you:
It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all
...
(I'm cutting it off here lest I be dragged off to The Hague)
Too late.