[Kozak]

I'd just offer him a steady diet of Spam.
As we are constantly reminded these Islamofacists aren't "real" muslims, so why should we be so worried about their little religious fetishes?

[uglybiker]

I'd just offer him a steady diet of Spam. ,p>I don't think there has been an official statement by any Muslim clerics on whether SPAM is, or is not permissible as nobody has been able to say definitively exactly what it's made of.