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To: Eastbound

Now that's a good one!!!


19 posted on 06/11/2005 11:51:27 PM PDT by Just A Nobody (I - L O V E - my attitude problem!)
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To: Justanobody
(The rest of the story:)

Location: Body Parts Re-assembly Plant, somewhere out there.

Foreman: ‘Hey, Jake! Wake up Guiseppi. Another order just came in.’
Jake: ‘I’ll get right on it, boss.’
Gus: ‘Whuzzup? (Yawn)
Jake: ‘Allah just sent over another basket case and we need to borrow the ‘nose’ again.’
Gus: ‘Sheesh! Not another one? Pinnochio is getting fed up with lending out his sniffer.’
Jake: ‘Can’t help it, Jake. The Osiris Curse, you know.
Gus: ‘Yeah, I know, I know. Somebody oughtta tell them dumb suckers about it before they volunteer.’
Jake: ‘I agree. But hey! The virgins don’t mind.’

34 posted on 06/12/2005 10:59:49 AM PDT by Eastbound (Jacked out since 3/31/05)
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