This prof obviously deserves an esteemed chair at Harvard. He can then have frequent lunches with MIT's Chomsky.
If Harvard won't take him, I'm sure he can get on the faculty at Colorado. Ward Churchill will probably be listed as a reference on his resume...
He needs to lay off (and pronto!) his laxative which is not working and switch to another one which works - he's so full of it that a catastrophically destructive burst (7 to 8 on a Richter scale) is imminent. The surroundings of Abd-al-Aziz workplace better be evacuated.