Way too many one liners to just pick one.
Lucky for us, the DUmmycats won't figure out people like Mudcat until the party is dead.
But what do I know? I still can't figure out why African Americans vote for the silly bâtards either. The real question for Karl Rove, and the other idiot-savants of the RNC is "Why did this apparently work in Virginia?" Older white men, all 18 of them, are always going to go 75% Republican. The real swing voters for the Pubbies are the women. The rest of the electorate? Fuggedaboutit.