May all the ambulances in Fallujah have enough fuel to pick up the bodies of the mujahadeen.
I like that.
BTW if you really want to torture them run nothing but Sousa and welk w4/7.
C'mon, now...if
torture is the goal...then you absolutely must insert tracks of Debbie Boone's ''You Light Up My Life'', and Manilow's -- well, practically anything, but especially ''Copacabana'', McDonald's jingles, and ''I Write The Songs''. ''Disco Duck'' should probably be included, too.
Alternate 2-hour tapes/whatever of this stuff w/2-hour tapes/whatever of Eminem/NWA/50cent/etcandwhocares, and SOMEbody will crack, straightaway.