Posted on 06/10/2005 9:48:51 AM PDT by kiriath_jearim
She's great with non Lightning-emune crowds though. So cows are cake.
Lokibob -- well done with your puns, but when you strip away all the humor, you can veal the pain of the punsters. I didn't mean to horn in on this thread -- no whey -- but I hate to see people tartar the English language just for a cheap laugh.
"I needed a laugh, but that was a typo. wife should have been wire."
Trust me. I know about typos.
Dairy to be some guidelines for a pun-worthy thread. Our reputation is at steak.
Guns don't kill people. Cows kill people.
It cud have been an accident, bovine of the opinion that this was a cold, cowculated attack.
I think our reputation has been ground down already, hr. Most people don't au poivre of punning anyway, and it's a rare Freeper who appreciates it. I mean, I don't expect to get a medallion or anything, but what really bernaise me up is when puns are called the lowest form of humor. Sometimes I think we should just chuck the whole thing and roast on our laurels.
Aus, jus must just be feeling bleu or something. Just remember, everyone here is probably secretly marbling at our verbal skills, even the ones FReeping from Limousines in Jersey. But there's enough room here for both them Angus. Anyway, I'm not d'Aquitaine-ted with any of the FReepers who don't like puns. Along with the political discourse, a break from the daily grind and the humor is part of what I'm Hereford. The Chianina is to not let it get to you. So have a glass of wine, put your feet up, and be Charolais to take care of yourself.
"cud have been an accident"
AIIIGH!
[Holds nose, flees screaming into the night]
I came heifer puns and find a cowchip like that--Kobe making more, that was really awful.
Has the cow gotten its one phone call yet?
First off, know that I'm laughing with you, not at you.
There are so many hysterically funny posts (intentional and unintentional) at FR and this has to be in the top 10. Gotta be a typo in there somewhere. LOL!!!
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