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1 posted on 06/10/2005 9:06:25 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: pookie18

Satire...right? Right?


2 posted on 06/10/2005 9:10:00 AM PDT by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: pookie18

That attorney needs a good spitting himself.


3 posted on 06/10/2005 9:10:10 AM PDT by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
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To: pookie18
Dean, the ACLU and Dems will stand with this nutcase:

A German lawyer is filing a lawsuit against American and British soldiers for treating captured German soldiers' copies of Mein Kampf "like a rented mule" during the Second World War. According to sources close to the case, the lawyer, a man named Wolfgang Kleinerschmidt, has become emboldened by recent reports of Americans abusing the Koran. Mr. Kleinschmidt sees "a potential goldmine" in legal compensation for soldiers who had their "guiding texts cruelly neglected."

4 posted on 06/10/2005 9:10:48 AM PDT by GOPJ (Deep Throat(s) -- top level FBI officials playing cub reporters for fools.)
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To: pookie18
Dean, the ACLU and Dems will stand with this nutcase:

A German lawyer is filing a lawsuit against American and British soldiers for treating captured German soldiers' copies of Mein Kampf "like a rented mule" during the Second World War. According to sources close to the case, the lawyer, a man named Wolfgang Kleinerschmidt, has become emboldened by recent reports of Americans abusing the Koran. Mr. Kleinschmidt sees "a potential goldmine" in legal compensation for soldiers who had their "guiding texts cruelly neglected."

5 posted on 06/10/2005 9:10:59 AM PDT by GOPJ (Deep Throat(s) -- top level FBI officials playing cub reporters for fools.)
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To: pookie18

Give me a break! What is the next abused tome? The Cat in the Hat drooled on by a two year old? Jeez!


6 posted on 06/10/2005 9:11:24 AM PDT by Straight8 (I am unique, just like everyone else.)
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To: pookie18

LOL!!!!

Ah...satire. Delicious.


8 posted on 06/10/2005 9:11:50 AM PDT by henkster (When democrats talk of "the rich," they are referring to anyone with a private sector job.)
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To: pookie18

Chuckle.


13 posted on 06/10/2005 9:15:49 AM PDT by T. Buzzard Trueblood ("I'm not very dignified." - Howard Dean)
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Hey ... wait a second ... wasn't Mein Kampf a blueprint for world domination and the elimination of undesirables? How can this be compared to the Holy Koran? (HeHeHeHeHe)
17 posted on 06/10/2005 9:23:42 AM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: pookie18

Fricking hillarious.


18 posted on 06/10/2005 9:24:33 AM PDT by TheOtherOne
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Deliciously funny stuff. Besides, "Mein Kampf" is worthy of abuse. From a literary standpoint, it is a piece of $h!+.


20 posted on 06/10/2005 9:26:32 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts ("It's a 'dog eat dog' world out there and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear.")
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According the Kleinschmidt, captured Germans were forced to watch while American soldiers "looked at the book in a menacing manner" and also "threatened it with matches."

LOL! This is the best line: "looked at the book in a menancing manner." Oh, no!

I love satire.

22 posted on 06/10/2005 9:35:04 AM PDT by Luna (Lobbing the Holy Hand Grenade at Liberalism)
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To: pookie18

Hilarious!


29 posted on 06/11/2005 11:49:00 PM PDT by Allegra (OK, I'm Kind of Used to the Keyboard Now. My Typing Just Sucks.)
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Kleinschmidt said that Germans soldiers told of a particularly gruesome act that "involved peanut butter and scissors.and Mein Kampf didn't come out of it looking pretty."

Peanut butter...scissors....Koran......hmm.............
32 posted on 06/11/2005 11:58:43 PM PDT by decal (Where were YOU when AndyScam broke? Sluthering, perhaps?)
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To: pookie18

ROFL


35 posted on 06/12/2005 12:08:24 AM PDT by kingsurfer
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To: pookie18

Will the LA times sue my bird because I use it in the bottom of my bird cage?


36 posted on 06/12/2005 12:10:19 AM PDT by Always Independent
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