BULLETIN - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED
SPECIAL MARINE WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE KEY WEST FL
753 AM EDT FRI JUN 10 2005
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN KEY WEST HAS ISSUED A
* SPECIAL MARINE WARNING FOR...
ALL GULF COAST RESIDENTS FROM THE FLORIDA PANHANDLE TO NEW ORLEANS
* UNTIL 900 PM EDT SATURDAY, JUNE 11 2005
* AT 604 AM EDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IMAGING INDICATED
THE PRESENCE OF A WEATHER CHANNEL SUV BELIEVED TO BE DRIVEN BY WEATHERMAN/TOUGH GUY JIM CANTORE...MOVING WEST AT 90 MPH ON I-10 JUST WEST OF TALLAHASSEE
IT IS NOT CLEAR WHERE JIM IS HEADING BUT THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IS CURRENTLY TRACKING HIM AND WILL ALERT YOU TO ANY SUDDEN STOPS OR CHANGES IN COURSE. IF JIM CANTORE'S WEATHER CHANNEL SUV STOPS IN YOUR AREA QUICKLY FINISH BOARDING YOUR WINDOWS AND TAKE COVER IMMEDIATELY
COASTAL RESIDENTS CAN EXPECT GUSTY WINDS IN EXCESS OF 65 KNOTS...AND
INCREASING WAVES. BOATERS...SHOULD SEEK SAFE HARBOR IMMEDIATELY...
UNTIL THE STRONG WINDS SUBSIDE AND
JIM CANTORE HAS UNLASHED HIMSELF FROM THE LIGHT POST AND LEFT YOUR AREA.
That's terrific!
:-)
LOL!
Ha! Well done!
LOL. I saw Jim last night on the Weather Channel. He was in Pensacola Beach showing huge piles of rubbish and houses that had not yet been repaired from Ivan. I read about four weeks ago that there were 40,000 roofs in Pensacola (still) in need of repair from Ivan.
BWAAAAHAHAAAHAAAAA!! BRILLIANT!! That is outstanding!
Remember, if you see the Storm Stud in your area, head inland fast!
}:-)4