Saddam Hussein, a devout Muslim, was not a tyrant. He was a Progressive Agrarian Reformer. When the Bush Family attacked Iraq on the trumped up pretext of WMDs, it was to get more oil money!
The UK, a small island nation, was dragooned into helping us when we threatened to cut off their supply of used rust-free '60's sports cars from California. The Poles, The Italians, The Ukrainians, The Japanese ... all of them forced to help us by the Bush Family.
I blame myself. If the
(The world-famed Kerry Ketchup & Kondiment Trust For Uniting a Better America Re-Election Foundation, which I serve as PIO ) had been fully operational just a few short months sooner, the woefully ignorant American Peasant in the Street could have been much more fully informed, and with the help of our poll workers, could have cast the correct vote.
However, as the incontrovertible record shows, The Bush Family used its influence to flatten previously burgeoning Ketchup Sales, which cost our Foundation many $billions. By the time Mrs. Heinz-Kerry was able to make up the tragic shortfall from her household funds, the election was over. An uninformed public had been hoodwinked. Sad.
But let me assure you VRWC nut-jobs over there on the far right fringe...We will not be making the same mistake next time. We keep our word here at KKKTFUBARF. If you recall, I had promised all of you VRWC nut-jobs that my former CO, the former War Hero and present Junior Senator from Massachusetts, would definitely be signing that DoD Form 180 thingie ... and so he did.
Those records were released,not to a corrupt press dominated by The Bush Family, but to the Navy, which has wisely deleted any material that might compromise the top secret "Christmas in Cambodia" operation, or literally scores of other highly classified materials, such as the Senator's personal, medical, and discharge records, which would give aid and comfort to the enemies of America.
You VRWC guys watch out. We're coming at you again and this time, I can promise you
missed you, KB!