To: Taft in '52
In furtherance of taking smaller educational bites, I'd like to suggest these classes for assuring California's future leaders will be just like today's.
- Algebra - no more than one variable.
- Geometry - squares.
- History - the last five years.
- Geography - no political boundary smaller than a continent.
- Music - no sharps, flats, or minor keys.
- English - past tense.
- Home economics - thawing.
- Auto mechanics - power only; no intake, compression, or exhaust.
- Foreign language - nouns.
- Biology - Intelligent Design.
- Physics - see biology.
6 posted on
06/09/2005 3:08:24 PM PDT by
gcruse
(http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
To: gcruse
I'd suggest that CA legislate the value of Pi to be 3.0000~.
Think of how much easier geometry would be "for the children".
32 posted on
06/09/2005 4:01:28 PM PDT by
Paladin2
(Don't Tread on Me; Live Free or Die)
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