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Fly Me a River [Mark Steyn]
National Review Online ^ | June 20, 2005 issue | Mark Steyn

Posted on 06/08/2005 6:17:39 AM PDT by Constitution Day

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To: Turbopilot
trained flight attendants required by law

What differenciates these stewardesses from others?

101 posted on 06/08/2005 7:15:30 PM PDT by bfree (PC is BS)
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To: Squawk 8888
LOL...well, you're certainly entitled to. But if you'll look due north of the "assets" of that photo, and then slightly to the left, you'll see the back of the head of the 50-ish matronly flight attendant who would actually care for you during your cardiac incident, while the girl in the forefront of that photo screams in panic.

(Don't get me wrong; I'd take the Hooters girl for mouth-to-mouth. As for CPR, I'll take a flight attendant.)
102 posted on 06/08/2005 7:15:37 PM PDT by Turbopilot (Viva la Reagan Revolucion!)
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To: bfree
What differenciates[sic] these stewardesses from others?

Flight attendants, as required by the FAA, are trained in aircraft emergency procedures required to evacuate the aircraft in the event of an emergency landing on land or water, as well as emergency health procedures and (these days) the proper procedures for attempted terrorist takeovers. Hooters girls, as provided by Hooters Air as hostesses above and beyond the FAA-required number of flight attendants, need to know how to shake their boobies in your face so you'll be less rude to them than you are to the trained safety professionals.
103 posted on 06/08/2005 7:22:04 PM PDT by Turbopilot (Viva la Reagan Revolucion!)
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To: bfree

A trained flight attendant is licensed by the FAA and among other things must be qualified to administer emergency medical care, operate safety equipment, deploy emergency equipment and fight fires.

For a good look at what the job of a flight attendant is all about, get yourself a copy of the movie Airport.


104 posted on 06/08/2005 7:22:48 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Canada's worst nightmare: Terrorist attack on Americans, launched from Canada)
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To: Turbopilot

You owe me a keyboard for that one.


105 posted on 06/08/2005 7:23:38 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Canada's worst nightmare: Terrorist attack on Americans, launched from Canada)
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To: Turbopilot

That's if they take the time away from hanging around the back of the plane , out of sight from the passengers. What makes you think the Hooters girls can't do the same things? Not in your union?


106 posted on 06/08/2005 7:32:55 PM PDT by bfree (PC is BS)
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To: Squawk 8888

You're right, I didn't read the whole thread before posting. Shoot first and be taken away in handcuffs later, that's me.


107 posted on 06/08/2005 8:29:50 PM PDT by Chuckster (Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoset)
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To: bfree

Well, I've never been a member of any union, but I've never worked for an airline and you can't seem to understand that fact either. But Hooters girls don't get the training and FAA recognition that flight attendants do. That's even recognized by Hooters Air, which supplies the FAA-required number of flight attendants on each flight, to which they add some girls who apparently get paid enough to shake their boobies in your face that they're willing to take your abuse. They must get paid a lot, as they don't even get the tip you presumably would normally leave the Hooters waitress you'd abuse when on the ground at a restaurant.


108 posted on 06/08/2005 8:30:11 PM PDT by Turbopilot (Viva la Reagan Revolucion!)
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To: Savage Beast
I wanted to disguise my Americanhood

I wish you would. You sound like a very unhappy person. Moving to another country might cheer you up.

109 posted on 06/08/2005 8:41:43 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: Chuckster

LOL- been there, done that, got the charred t-shirt.


110 posted on 06/08/2005 8:44:39 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Canada's worst nightmare: Terrorist attack on Americans, launched from Canada)
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To: Constitution Day
I'll sure ping Steyn. He's exactly right. It was feminism for sure that took the pleasure out of flying. That and the gay boys stomping their feet for equal representation.

Hell, when Braniff Airlines flew me into Ton Son Nhut (Saigon) to go to war and back home again, the 'stews' were foxy young round butts in mini-skirts. A stewardess was probably among the most well groomed lookers in America. Even those with average looks were foxes, as well groomed and dressed as they were. The uniforms flattered the female attributes.

Nam Vet

111 posted on 06/08/2005 8:53:26 PM PDT by Nam Vet (There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.)
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Well, seeing Americans behave like jackasses in a foreign country is enough to embarass any decent American. That's why in the past there were a lot of decent Americans who pretended to be Canadians so that they would have a better time in other countries. It's the exact same sentiment that makes this Canadian want to cringe whenever my countrymen puff themselves up as "morally superior" to anyone else and it's why I, and many other Canadians, refuse to advertise our nationality to foreigners who don't know us. Protecting himself from possible embarassment and/or abuse while on vacation may not help the image of the American people but give him a break. Not only is there nothing unpatriotic in the act of exposing the flaws in one's country, it is a patriotic duty to do so, which is why your extremely wise Founders came up with the First Amendment.

Damn this is fun. Four rants in a single thread :-)))))


112 posted on 06/08/2005 8:56:08 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Canada's worst nightmare: Terrorist attack on Americans, launched from Canada)
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To: ladyjane

Not a chance, Jane. Your appraisal's wrong too. You'd be wiser not to jump to conclusions--and such silly ones at that.


113 posted on 06/09/2005 5:58:42 AM PDT by Savage Beast (The Left IS the Dark Side.)
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To: watsonfellow

I agree completely, but can you imagine how your average 40 or 50 something US carrier flight attendant would look in a Singapore Girl uniform? It would create a whole new reason for stocking up on air sickness bags.


114 posted on 06/09/2005 6:11:16 AM PDT by katana
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It is fun, S. FR usually is.

Actually, when travelling in other countries, I'm very happy to be recognized as American though I don't particularly flaunt it. (As European friends have observed, I don't have to. I radiate it.)

Jane completely missed the point. (Sorry, Jane, you'll have to read more carefully and do some reflecting to avoid such mistakes in the future.)

It's fun being American.

(Sorry, Jane, but your remark did make me mad.)

(I know. I know. It's silly, here in anonymityland. But if she could see me, I'd stick my tongue out at her.

There! Take that, Jane!)

(But it's good for everyone to know that, even someone so close to perfection as I, can get irked from time to time--and can even show an occasional transient moment of pettiness. Such is the human condition until one reaches the true perfection of nirvana.)

(There! Take that again, your LADYSHIP!)

(...transient moment or two)

115 posted on 06/09/2005 6:21:15 AM PDT by Savage Beast (The Left IS the Dark Side.)
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To: Savage Beast
But if she could see me, I'd stick my tongue out at her.

LOL. Calm down big fella, calm down!

116 posted on 06/09/2005 7:17:41 AM PDT by ladyjane
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To: Nam Vet

I made that trip too, but things have changed in the last forty years amigo, a lot.


117 posted on 06/09/2005 12:29:30 PM PDT by Chuckster (Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoset)
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To: Squawk 8888

still good advice, in or out of context ;-)


118 posted on 06/09/2005 1:24:15 PM PDT by CzarChasm (My opinion. No charge.)
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To: Savage Beast

I will not claim that you owe me because the laughs I got were so desperately needed after reading the day's news in Canada that I'll gladly pay the ten bucks for a new keyboard. Yesterday's rants are nothing compared to the 4.6 kilotonne cerebral detonation that occurred in my home a couple of hours ago.


119 posted on 06/09/2005 4:07:33 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Canada's worst nightmare: Terrorist attack on Americans, launched from Canada)
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To: ladyjane
Oh all right!

I'm calmed down now. In fact-- What were fighting about, anyway?

It's me--back to my usual loveable, bundle-of-joy, true, sweet, cuddly self.

I'm sorry I said...whatever I said...and I'm sorry I stuck my tongue out at you. Both times. Here's a big fat kiss:

Smoooooooooooooch!

...just for you.

~Savvy

120 posted on 06/09/2005 5:12:42 PM PDT by Savage Beast (LadyJane is a babe!)
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