LOL good one...har! That actually looks a little like me a couple of years ago...
It's raining here, yesterday I watered the garden, figures.
I weed-ate my lawn after the yard police sent me a letter. Don't have a mower.
They wanted me to be the only one in the neighborhood to not park his boat over a little grass. So I complied and enlarged my driveway with bricks and moved it over there.
I do think their main problem was the computer monitor in the ivy...:>)