Hey, let's start a Novena for West Virginia NOW! Can't we get Byrd in bed with some hot chiquita with pics? (Oh, how stupid of me...we don't have enough money in this whole country to pay anyone to do that !)
I've got a feeling this hill girl might pose with Sheets:
http://www.thinkingmonkeythinking.com/films/images/Hungry%20Hillbilly%20girl.jpg
She looks like his type and she doesn't look shy.
Shelley Moore Capito, R-WV, for US Senate...