Sure they are.
Denim leads to lust.
Lust leads to sex.
Sex leads to pleasure.
And pleasure leads to....
the DARK side of wickedness.
surely you knew that... padawan
teach you, oldlady YODA will, a lesson you need to learn.
rofl.
I'm wearing blue jeans now. I'm an animal, a depraved, evil animal I tell ya! I'm a wild man on the cutting edge. I'm dancing at the gates of hell in my blue jeans!