[Xenalyte]

The pair were believed to be making their way to Houston, where a large MS-13 cell is located, Thomas said.

Y'all are aware of this, right? (Like being aware will help us or something.)

[Bacon Man]

Oh yea. The House of Bacon is very well armed.

[BrewingFrog]

Oh, here in Houston the Mayor and Police Chief are reacting to this news by announcing a new crackdown on jaywalking...

Simply too pathetic for words.

[in hoc signo vinces]

Every Texan is a minuteman (in the armed militia sense of the term, that is)!

I am not suprised by this...According to the FBI there's an Al-Qeada cell here as well. A heavily armed citizenry keeps the nut jobs in check, though.

[Humidston]

I been hearing some stuff about MS 13, that the Islamo-fascists are making inroads with them. And heard rumors they're in Houston as well as most major cities.

Side note: My ex neighbor who is in law enforcement and who authors articles on teen gangs, told me, "If you ever wake up in the middle of the night and hear someone in your house you'd better PRAY it's an adult. The adult is looking for valuables and will leave you sleep without disturbance. A kid will just as soon blow your brains out (to see what they look like) than not."