I was at the bookstore of the Museum of the Pacific War (Fredericksburg, TX) around Christmastime when one dude walks in, and the elderly lady behind the counter complimented him on his looks, said he looked like Dick Cheney. The dude turns out to be a liberal, goes into a full screaming meltdown. I thought the police would have to stop by. Liberalism is a mental disorder.
I would have paid money to see that!!
Another phobia is "Fox Phobia" - the belief that Fox News is the spawn of Satan.
By the way, did anyone see Drudge's latest post about Dean's latest faux pas? What a complete and total Moron.org! Thank goodness!!