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Body Part Falls From Wheel Well Of Plane, Lands In Yard
WNBC Television ^ | 6/7/2005 | Puppage

Posted on 06/07/2005 10:50:22 AM PDT by Puppage

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To: Puppage

Did he qualify for undocumented frequent flyer miles?


41 posted on 06/07/2005 12:53:39 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (If this isn't the End Times it certainly is a reasonable facsimile...)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham
"Makes me wonder how many body parts have fallen out of planes that we never hear about."

"That does it ... no more lobster for me."

You da winner man!

42 posted on 06/07/2005 12:54:55 PM PDT by LuigiBasco (It's LONG past time to restart The Crusades. (What are we waiting for!)
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To: Puppage

Bobbitt! Paging Mr. Bobbitt!


43 posted on 06/07/2005 12:56:50 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (Excrementum Occurum)
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To: Puppage

Is it really news when a New Yorker finds body parts in their back yard?


44 posted on 06/07/2005 12:58:38 PM PDT by Lee Stetson (If it falls off, you probably didn't need it anyway.)
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To: Puppage

He was escaping one body part at a time.


45 posted on 06/07/2005 1:01:29 PM PDT by JustAnotherOkie
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To: Yehuda

Hot dogs can bounce...


47 posted on 06/07/2005 1:08:20 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (If this isn't the End Times it certainly is a reasonable facsimile...)
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To: Puppage
Well, doesn't this prove we should stow spacesuits in wheel wells as a form of humanitarian aid? Not to assist someone breaking US immigration law, mind you, but to save that most precious of commodities: human life. I'm holier than you republican meanies . . . Neener, neener, neener . . . </stupid democrat bullshi*>
48 posted on 06/07/2005 1:10:03 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

"Police suspect the remains were that of a male stowaway"
"He should have kept his gear retracted."

Funny and sick...and funny.


50 posted on 06/07/2005 1:30:37 PM PDT by MonaMars
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To: JustAnotherOkie
Some good ol' WWII humor:

So a man is flying a combat mission over Europe. He gets shot down and has to bail out. He breaks both his legs, is captured by Germans, then taken to a POW camp. The first week they have to amputate his right leg. He asks one of them "After you're done, can you have one of your pilots fly my leg over my base in England and drop it there?", so they do it. The next week they have to cut off his other leg. And he asks them again "Could you please have someone drop this off over my base in England?", and they do it! The third week, the have to cut off his arm, so he asks them again. This time, the german says "Nein! Dis ve can't do anymore!" And he asks "Why not?". And the german says "Ve think yoo are trying to escape!"

51 posted on 06/07/2005 1:30:52 PM PDT by Lee Stetson (I know u believe u understnd what u thnk I sed - I'm not sure u realize what u heard snt what I mnt)
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To: Puppage
South African

A part hide.

52 posted on 06/07/2005 1:38:07 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Bon mots
Hmmm, I bet it cuts down on the paper work.

Not to mention not tying up the plane by some hot shot from the FAA, ACLU, NTSB, Amnesty Int'l, or a crime scene unit.

53 posted on 06/07/2005 2:29:50 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: Puppage

EEEWWW! I hate it when that happens.


54 posted on 06/07/2005 2:31:08 PM PDT by Palladin (God Bless America!)
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To: beeler

Splat!


55 posted on 06/07/2005 2:31:55 PM PDT by Sundown2005
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To: Yehuda
"It BOUNCED off the roof of the garage..."

Yep, had it been a female part, it would have crashed through the roof into the bath room...

56 posted on 06/07/2005 2:36:16 PM PDT by FireTrack
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To: RightWhale
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A "body part" falling from an airplane is a pretty good indication: Man dies (from wheel collision/crushing soon after takeoff, or from exposure and lack of oxygen (unconscious) after many hours at Mt Everest-Plus elevations. Pilot comes in for a landing, opens wheel doors, parts and pieces of the body falls out. This part happened to be only one found - so far.)

Come on. Do you think somebody only put "parts of a body" in the wheel well of a transatlantic airplane on the ground in the SA airport?
58 posted on 06/08/2005 6:44:16 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (-I can only contribute to FR monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS contributes to her campaign every day)
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