They should let the folks stuck in traffic take care of this guy. The whole thing would be over in a few minutes!
Don't you know there's a mother with PMS stuck in traffic in a minivan with a bunch of kids under five who would probably take care of it in a few minutes.
I was once in a jam on I-26 (North Carolina) for about two hours. Beer truck rolled. At least, salvaging the beer was worthwhile. I felt better when I saw the recovery effort as we passed.
Especially if he only has two bullets :-D I know my ex husband would rip the driver's side door off and beat him with it.
At this point, I'd be out there planning mayhem, especially if I had kids that needed to be picked up. How about all the truckers who could be docked for running behind schedule? Oh man....