Beneath comment!
Okay, how about, huge, enormous, unrealistic, liberal slanted craptacular pile of dog excrement????
Beneath comment!Indeed, as was the whole production called "oil storm". The program's premise is only as preposterous as its pacing is ponderous. The factual errors were quite nearly as numerous and wide as the gaping plot-holes and laughable, deus-ex-machina resolutions.
How about 'crapbath'?