I'd love a breast of swan myself, make a nice change from pig's arse and cabbage - Ireland's national dish!
Have you tried breast of swan? I thought the queen was the only person allowed to eat that. Until, of course, Ireland became overrun with immigrants. It is not uncommon now that our new arrivals are killing swans for food, sometimes even barbecuing them on the edge of the river like those Nigerians in Drogheda.