1. He's masculine to the core and doesn't need an image consultant or 5 gay guys to tell him how to be a man.
2. He doesn't buy "products" with the exception of a razor, shaving cream, and deordorant.
3. He doesn't hire people to fix things; if he can't fix it, it can't be fixed.
4. He has a slew of tools and guns and knows how to use them all with great precision and effectiveness.
5. He doesn't need a counselor to express tender feelings, love on his children, or treat me with deference and respect. He does these things automatically, and yet still is undeniably a man.
6. He says what he means, and he means what he says.
7. He's one of the most helpful people you will ever meet, with a wicked sense of humor, but he still often intimidates metrosexuals simply by standing next to them.
He is a Retrosexual, and I am proud to be his wife.
Makes sense to me but your tagline says "Retosexual". That threw me off.