Boy, that does it! I'm never buying Kraft Velveeta(sic?) cheese again!
Gay Games, huh? Well, our society takes another step toward the great abyss.
But God, the possibility for jokes here is stupendous("Oh gawd, I just love your tush! Say, are you running the 100-yard dash?"). OK, OK. I'll keep my day job, but you get the idea.