When he was 98, George Burns was asked in an interview what his doctor thought of his lifestyle:
Interviewer: Mr. Burns, is it true that you smoke?
George Burns: I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something.
I: Is it true that you drink?
GB: I will have 3 or 4 martinis a day.
I: Is it true that you date women less than half your age?
GB: Two or three at a time, and sometimes, they're much younger than that!
I: Does your doctor approve of your lifestyle?
GB: No, my doctor's dead!
Mark
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