LOL! That's hilarious!! Thanks for the ping! :)
"The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
"Then the King will say to those on his right, 'Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world'." (Matthew 25:34)
"Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels'." (Matthew 25:41)