OnStar Operator: "Hello, ma'am. This is OnStar, how may I help you?"
M: "I got my land rover stuck."
OO: "Where are you?"
M: "Well, I'm uh, let me ask...[pause]...Mars. Yes, Mars."
OO: "Is that Mars, Pennsylvania, ma'am?"
M: "Let me check...[pause]...I don't think so. I think it's THE Mars."
OO: "The planet?"
M: "Yes, yes, the planet."
OO: "Well, I'm sorry to hear that, I'm going to send out a towtruck right away. Is there a number I can reach you?"
M: "Oh, thank you, my baby is crying and my dog has that hungry look in her eyes. My number is 215-57..."
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No matter where you are, our OnStar operators are available 24 hours a day, even if your planet doesn't have that many."
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OO: "And the towing company says they'll be there in a few months."
M: "Oh, thank you so much."
OO: "You're welcome and you be sure to feed that dog before he eats your child."
M: "Oh, I will! [laughs] Thank you OnStar!"
Bravo