If we capture this troll and take him to Zotmo, do you think the Viking interrogators can get him to tell us where the "tubgirl" spammer is?
Start out with panties on the head, then flush a koran or two. If that doesn't work, bring out the real torture tools: the nude pictures of Helen Thomas and Hillary.
We should just start out with the Janet Reno pics for the interrogation of the tubgirl spammer.
That way we overwhelm and shame him into giving up through his embarrassment at seeing a woman who is more of a man than he is.