[L.N. Smithee]

Excuse me, but please don't refer to Conyers as "DemoClown" since it will distract from my attempt to tag Rep. Charles Rangel with the nickname "Gargles the Clown."

I have been calling this slow-talking, rambling nincompoop "Drooling John" since 1998, when he and the likes of Schumcky Chuckie, Bahney Fwank and Baby Bob Wexler vilified Ken Starr.

[RedRover]

Your attempt to tag Rangel has succeeded with this New Yorker, at least. I will never see or hear him again without thinking of that!