To: AbsoluteJustice; Barnacle; BeAllYouCanBe; BillyBoy; Bismarck; bourbon; cfrels; cherry_bomb88; ...
PING
"Don't take any wooden nickles."
"Don't play the ponies."
"Save your money and buy beer."
To: Chi-townChief
" I usually tell 'em don't drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. But I guess it's too late."
To: Chi-townChief
Look both way before you cross the street.
26 posted on
06/04/2005 10:07:30 AM PDT by
Lx
(Do you like it, do you like it Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
To: Chi-townChief
Don't drink the blue water.
Don't eat the yellow snow.
To: Chi-townChief
"don't go swimming right after you eat"
"don't run with scissors"
"don't sit too close to the tv or you'll go blind"
there are some tips for them.
oh, and
"never trust a democrat"
33 posted on
06/04/2005 10:14:45 AM PDT by
jw777
To: Chi-townChief
"Save your money and buy beer." Your right, it does help ease the pain.
71 posted on
06/04/2005 4:35:21 PM PDT by
unixfox
(AMERICA - 20 Million ILLEGALS Can't Be Wrong!)
To: Chi-townChief
"Never pet a burning dog"
96 posted on
06/05/2005 3:55:48 PM PDT by
TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
(You can turn your head away from the Berg video and still hear Al Queda's calls to prayer.)
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