DemoClown Rep. John Conyers, Jr. now has an Impeachment Tip Line !!!

U.S. House of Representatives ^ | June 2005 | Little John Conyers

[gidget7]

Sounds like maybe you should!! Have some fun that is! Could post a tip Kerry "signed" his 180 and has yet to release it!!

LOL interesting that the whole watergate thing was in offices of war protesters, and Kerry helped bring down a sitting President at the time, wonder if Conyers would like to look into THAT!!

[gidget7]

DUers are Dems, don't forget, they vote early and vote often!!

[Redcloak]

Here's a few good tips for him...

Title : Don't Ask Me How I Know

Artist : Bobby Pinson

Don't ride your bike off a ramp that's more than three bricks high
Don't take that candy from the store if you ain't got the dime
Don't pick a fight with a little guy that doesn't talk that much
Don't pick up a cherrybomb thinkin' it's a dud
And don't sneak out of a 2 story house usin' bed sheets as a rope
Don't ask me how I know

(Chorus:)
Sell your truck while it's still runnin', save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin', save your money pay with cash
Forget your pride, buy the roses, if you're sorry tell her so
Don't drink the water in Mexico
Don't ask me how I know

Don't quit your high school football team halfway through the season
Don't bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didn't mean it
Don't lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City
Don't rush off the phone when your Mama calls you ain't that busy
Ya oughta make that drive to say goodbye to your grampa 'fore he goes
Don't ask me how I know

(Chorus)

Forget your pride buy the roses, if you love her tell her so,
Don't go to Vegas with your heart broke,
Don't bum your cousin for that first smoke
I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico
Don't ask me how I know
Don't ask me how I know
I just know
sell your truck while it's still runnin', say a prayer when you feel like cussin'
I know,

[Bush gal in LA]

Is this the same idiot who had fake hearings about the lines on voting day in Ohio being long therefore it meant that Lurch was president?! If it is, then someone needs to have this guy locked up!

[USAfearsnobody]

I'm thinking about having some good clean fun with this one.

 

Give 'em Hell, FReepers.

[Merlinator]

You get an error from the impeachment hotline website, however if you go to the main website and send it from there it goes through. Lets FReep em! Here is what I sent
"Uh yeah, I think I saw Monica Lewinsky go into GW's office with a pizza. I think the two of them conspired with aliens (the outer space kind) to invade Iraq. The aliens asked GW for our help because Saddam was really a renegade ET who morphed into human form and is wanted for high crimes and misdemeanors in other galaxies. Monica brought their plea for help which was written on the pizza wrapper to GW. Pretty sneaky heh? The aliens contacted Monica first because they felt she wouldn't be seen as a credible witness if the shit hit the fan. In fact I have a copy of the "secret" memo. Please feel free to contact me for a copy. This was back in 2000. I don't think Monica was wearing the blue dress though. YOU ARE AN IDIOT!"

[cookcounty]

"They passed a bill in 1998 authorizing the OVERTHROW of Saddam's government!!! This bill was still in effect in 2002.

Yup, send Conyers a letter. Tell him you can name names and that you have documents, but that you're fearful of retribution, so you'll need $1,000,000 to begin a new life. Tell him it would be alright if George Soros picked up the tab.

[sirchtruth]

So far 110,000 signatures for his letter. Who the heck besides DUers are signing it?

The people who would sign this imbecilic tripe are the same people who would join Michael Moore's lunacy club just to get a secret decoder ring.

[P.O.E.]

That memo's a bit of Classic Clinton do-nothing feel-goodery: " begun to implement a program to compile information " about genocide and torture.

[P.O.E.]

That memo's a bit of Classic Clinton do-nothing feel-goodery: " begun to implement a program to compile information " about genocide.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Give him links and a tip on Juanita Broaddrick.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

I have an idea! I have the pdf file on all the Dems memos left on the government computers and found by a Pubbie aid, that prove they were monkeying with judicial appointments back in the days immediately after W took office.

 

How 'bout we send him those. He's wanting secret communications that prove impeachable offenses, isn't he? Some of these memos are downright incriminating. Of course the press never held them accountable and our Republican controlled congress seems to have forgotten it completely.

 

The double standars in DC are just apalling!

[Checkers]

bump for later

[RasterMaster]

Call their "tipline" and inform them that it is Democraps who should be impeached....they are all corrupt to the core!

[CT]

Here's an idea: call his office with a long-winded launch into crimes that have not been investigated, particularly by the media. Then at the end call for further investigation into the Clintons, and ask if he will bring charges against them.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

"Never pet a burning dog"

[Leofl]

Maybe I need to make a trip to the Local Kinko's?

[jgorris]

The following information was submitted:

Other Issue: secret agreements

Message:

Madam or Sir: Since the link for your tip hotline is non-functional, I thought it would be prudent to contact your office directly regarding some important information RE: "the so-called Downing Street Minutes".

Here is a tip:

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The Iraq Liberation Act October 31, 1998 STATEMENT BY THE PRESIDENT THE WHITE HOUSE Office of the Press Secretary For Immediate Release October 31, 1998 STATEMENT BY THE PRESIDENT Today I am signing into law H.R. 4655, the "Iraq Liberation Act of 1998."........

With those observations, I sign H.R. 4655 into law. WILLIAM J. CLINTON THE WHITE HOUSE, October 31, 1998.

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Best regards
[signed]

[Mr. Silverback]

I just tried to send this, but the site wouldn't take it:

Osama bin-Laden
101 Main St.
Dearborn, MI 66666
theboss@alqaeda.org

Dear Mr. Conyers,

Saddam told me all about that nasty Tony Blair and that evil George Bush, it was all a setup, and they never should have bothered such a nice guy. Impeach this chimpy infidel Bush to within an inch of his life. I look forward to working with you in the future after I forcibly convert you to Islam.

Thanks for your time,
O. bin-Laden

[Mr. Silverback]

I just sent breathless note saying, "I have proof that the invasion conspiracy predates the Downing Street Memo by years! Here's the Please act as soon as you can; here's all the evidence you need to bust those responsible for this war." And then I included the text of the Iraq Liberation Act.