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Ok, I am slow, but what are the proper ways for a guard to transfer a koran (aka "Lil' book of deamons")to a prisoner. Is it "desecrating" the book for a guard to physically touch it, or am I mistaken.
If so that is the most absurd breach in security I can think of. Of course, I am sure it has been inspected a few times prior to the guard issuing it but these imprisoned fools should understand that life changes when you find yourself behind bars. You eat whats on the menu, you wear issued clothing and you try to be happy that you are being held by a generous nation that allows religious freedom.
I am glad I am not running the base there. The koran would be considered propaganda and these fools would eat cheeseburgers and pizza 3 meals a day.
Even with the quantity of Beer I drink, I can never piss on enough of the "dirty little books of hatred" to satisfy my disdain for these radical islamofacists.

On a side note, Ali Elfin Akfubar, your koran has a secret message in it. turn to page 36 and you will find the product of an allergy induced sneeze. It would have been gross to wipe it on my pant leg so...decipher that.