[crazyhorse691]

I am sure glad that I served years ago when you were allowed to sneer at the enemy. Excuse me while I go to B&N and purchase some Korans for practice.

[gopwinsin04]

There way have been many innocent lives saved by dousing that Koran in urine in front of terrorist scum.

[ccmay]

Excuse me while I go to B&N and purchase some Korans for practice.

For maximal effect, make sure you get one printed in Arabic. If it's in English, it's not a "real" Koran.

Bacon grease and dog s**t are probably the worst things you can put on it. Maybe you can do the doorbell/flaming dog-poo trick at your local mosque with a Koran.

-ccm