Posted on 06/03/2005 11:22:59 AM PDT by Semper Paratus
Better lock up Johnny Damon! Four of the Fab Five from ``Queer Eye for the Straight Guy'' will reunite with their fave jocks-to-tszuj June 5 when they toss out the first pitch at Fenway Park.
Carson Kressley, Thom Filicia, Kyan Douglas and Jai Rodriguez (Ted Allen has some cuisiney conflict), are headed to the Hub to promote their Red Sox-themed season opener on June 7 and take part in Boston Pride Week festivities.
As you are all too aware by now, the Fab Five - armed with blow dryers, manscaping wax and suit swatches - infiltrated spring training last March to ``make over'' Kevin Millar, Jason Varitek, Doug Mirabelli, Tim Wakefield and Damon.
``The show is actually really good and really funny,'' a Bravo spokesguy told the Track. ``But seeing the guys in this (sports) situation has got to be funny.''
Oh, we think watching Carson toss out the first pitch to Varitek will be more than worth the price of admission for the Sox-Angels game! Although, if memory serves, the Queer Eye fashionisto had a thang for Mirabelli. . . . Jai, by the way, will sing the national anthem.
After wreaking havoc at the ballpark, the Fab ones will repair to Club Cafe in the South End for a fantabulous benefit for Boston Pride and the Harbor to the Bay AIDS Ride. Clips of the ``Queer Eye'' premiere will run on screens throughout the evening.
``I know a ton of straight girls who want to come to the party just to see Jai,'' reports Pride poohbah Aandre Davis. ``He's just the cutest thing on the planet and really, really funny.''
Not to see Johnny Damon???
``Actually, we invited the team, but they have to fly out to Seattle after the game,'' David said. ``It's too bad, though.''
And speaking of Damon, sources say the sexy slugger is shown in his tighty whiteys on the show.
``Oh, he definitely has that manly thing going on,'' Aandre agreed.
So we hear.
Did he at least get booed?
It's all over talk radio in Boston. Hysterical!
We reversed one curse and now we have another one----IDIOCY!!!!!!!!!
Nice little family outing it will be---right? I hope the jeers drown out the cheers.
I heard the radio today say that TODAY was queer day...hmmm.
I love that Show...it epitomizes the emptiness of the gay agenda...all vanity and hairdos
Hmmm. Gay guys, and "pitching and catching" I know there's a joke there somewhere.
I hope the Red Sox fans at the game give them the reception they deserve.
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Their show began fading after an inital hot run, so this is probably just a part of a publicity run to boost interest, that's all.
The Fab 5? They are so last year. Who next? Adam West?
Didn`t they do this already when Kerry threw out the ball?
But I'll bet they throw better than John F'n Kerry.
I just couldn't imagine any Sox agreeing to be seen with these guys.
Not content to confine their filth to Disney, and similar theme parks, they now have to soil hallowed ground in their quest for acceptance.
Perhaps if their mothers didn't give them such 'queer' first names they would have had a fighting chance to be normal.
"There goes my last shred of interest in the Red Sox."
I'm just waiting for Yankees' fans to show up. We'll never live this down. Next chant:
"Who's your queer boy?"
And if they were flipping the coin to start a football game, the commentary would be all about the tight ends and wide receivers.
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