[steenkeenbadges]

One down, 1.5 million to go.

[softwarecreator]

arrested Tuesday at a Starbucks in Falls Church

Just hanging out with his libberal buddies

[since1868]

Now remind me again why I am moving from No. Virginia?

[lilylangtree]

Yep, those terrorist cells are seeing the light of day. Need more arrests.

[Bossy Gillis]

Arresting illegals in No. Va can be a full time job, no shortage.

[Hatteras]

"...for allegedly failing to disclose on his application for U.S. citizenship that he had been a member of two terrorist organizations..."

Oh, did I forget to mention that?! Must have been an oversight, I'll have my secretary amend that, give me your number and she'll call you in the morning.

Now...... what can we do about putting you in this shiney, new 2005 BMW tonight?!