Now this is funny.
It is also good satire because it is partly true. Even journalist who worship the dynamic duo of Woodward and Bernstein confirm that Bernstein was not a good writer, he wasn't even a fair writer. Woodward did all the heavy embellishing and fairy tail writing. They snicker behind Bernstein's back today because he hasn't written a decent piece in 25 years.
I heard once, not sure where it was now, that he was about toi be fired from the post. Watergate literally saved his job.