Stupid Al. He never knew that all this info at our fingertips would be the downfall of his party. Party on!
Oh that rascally Al. He keeps hoping "foreign dignitaries" will help he and his party. I can just see him saying to Kofi Annan (over the phone): "Kofi-woffee, that's a bad break. I told you long ago those Republicans were evil. BTW, you did shred those particular documents we spoke about on December 14, 1998, didn't you? Tipper is shipping her famous pork-stir-fry to you via express, she misses you too."