Naked Zorro Is No Joke

CBS 3 ^ | 06/01/05 | CBS 3

[freedom44]

OYLESTOWN, PA (KYW) The man known as naked Zorro crossed the line in Bucks County with his antics. CBS 3 Reporter Lesley Van Arsdall reports that his antics are hitting a new low.

Many thought that a man roaming the streets in only a mask was a joke, but police say the masked man is now targeting children.

I just think it's funny a naked guy running around Doylestown, said Samantha Mogil of Doylestown.

It sounds almost comical, an exhibitionist dressed only in a Zorro mask and white sneakers following women around the streets of Doylestown. It is not only the talk of the town, but it has become big business. At Finney's, t-Shirts are being sold for $10 a piece and they can hardly keep them in stock.

It has been happening for months, but over the holiday weekend, it happened for the first time to three juveniles near the corner of Clinton and Hart.

�The individual did come from behind them totally naked except for the mask. He did confront them and they were able to get away, said Stephen White, the Doylestown Police Chief.

Although Zorro has never physically harmed anyone, police believe he could be a serious threat.

Any time you have a sexual assault or sex crime, which this is, could escalate very quickly, commented Chief White

Many people in Doylestown feel the latest incident is no laughing matter.

If he's bearing himself to children than that's another story and not so funny, said Doylestown resident Ali Hoffman.

Police are looking for any information to identify the man behind the mask.

[JAWs]

The 'Gay blade' indeed!

[wideawake]

I hope the f***ing idiots who think this pervert is funny will donate the profits from their t-shirts to a home for abused children when this sicko starts really pushing the envelope.

[mewzilla]

It has been happening for months, but over the holiday weekend, it happened for the first time to three juveniles near the corner of Clinton and Hart.

Clinton and Hart?! ROTF!!! How apropos!

[sittnick]

Shouldn't that be Hartpence?

[mewzilla]

Don't you mean Hotpants? :)

[de Buillion]

"Police are looking for any information to identify the man behind the mask. "

I think that we need a "shoot on sight" rule for anyone in a mask in public, with perhaps an exception around halloween.

[JAWs]

Additionally I wonder how funny this perv will think he is when he becomes a registered sex offender.

[Sonny M]

Additionally I wonder how funny this perv will think he is when he becomes a registered sex offender.

What makes you think he isn't?

He is wearing a mask for some kind of reason.

[Billthedrill]

Pepper spray. Crotch.

Here is a solution that's found its problem...

[martin_fierro]

Naked Zorro Is No Joke

And that's no fencing sword he's waving around there.

[wideawake]

I doubt it was ever just a prank. I'm sure it was about getting his jollies from the very beginning.

How was he to know that the morons who populate Doylestown would aid and abet him?

[WorkingClassFilth]

Eighteen inches of rubber garden hose viciously slammed into the privates will also have a stimulating effect on the would be Zorro.

[RichInOC]

Okay, class: What's he using to draw the "Z"?

[Khurkris]

Kill him!...he's naked !!

...name that movie?

[TheCrusader]

"How was he to know that the morons who populate Doylestown would aid and abet him?"

I have a bad feeling that Doylestown represents nearly every American town in our generation.

[Dashing Dasher]

More naked men clogging the streets...

PING...

(what's up with that????)

[ApplegateRanch]

What's he using to draw the "Z"?

Uhm, uhh, his "P" shooter?

One of these days, somebody is going to be asked concerning this guy rolling on the ground, "why did you do that?"

And the answer will be, "well, I thought he said something about wanting some land, so I gave him a couple of achers!"

[carolinacrazy]

(what's up with that????)

Let's hope nothing is up when he get's around these children. Silly bastard, at least wear a condom when streaking.

[Rose of Sharn]

If he's bearing himself to children than that's another story and not so funny, said Doylestown resident Ali Hoffman.

I would have thought that baring himself to children would have been the issue.