[isthisnickcool]

They need to cram the Mustang V8 into the 500.

[The KG9 Kid]

Chrysler needs to cram a the 425hp version of the Hemi (SRT-8?) into a rear wheel drive Sebring coupe and put a 5 or 6 speed manual in there with it in front of a heavy duty rear end from their truck division out back with 4:56 gears. They should box the frame rigidly with a subconnector.

Then, they need to strip all options from the car -- radio delete, convenience package delete, sound deadening, etc. -- except for traction control and a cold-air induction box mounted behind a functional 'Air Grabber' scoop.

Lastly, they need to market it as the 'Hemi GTS' with two unique paint options exclusive to the model: Nuclear Fireball Orange and Petty Blue.

Result: 12.10@121mph in the 1/4 mile.