I too see UFO's...lots of objects I see flying around I cannot completely identify beyond "bird" or "de plane".
But of course I'm the stupid one. Everyone knows some advanced species traveled a gazillion light years to come gawk at us and perform anal probes of hicks they pick up on backroads.
Rats!!, The MIDI sound didn't work.
No, that's what the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration created the Internet for, if I read the Alexa rating of AdultFriendFinder.com correctly.