That's quite a list. It doesn't seem to leave much that a true conservative can turn to.
It was easy for me. The church in which I grew up went through mergers until they became ELCA. You know what happened to them but we have found a new church home in LCMS. No NCC, pro-life, and promotes marriage as being between a man and a woman, salvation through grace by the death of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.