[KarlInOhio]

Caller: No, well, not yet - the only reason why I'm still here is with the power out, I can't open my garage door.

Phone: beep, beep

Caller: Hold on, I have another call on the line. The caller ID says it's from Mr. Darwin.

[MrNeutron1962]

You owe me a soda, mine just shot out of my nose.