Not from your side of the conversation, but I'm used to that.
Well, see there, we've actually accomplished something: you don't recognize the truth when you see it in writing.
Hmmmm...if we validate Robbie Gordon on this, here are some potential headlines and quotes we might expect to see:
"PISTONS TO PROTEST IF EAST FINALS LOST; CITE SHAQ'S UNFAIR HEIGHT, WEIGHT ADVANTAGE" 'Nobody under the net should be allowed to be bigger than me' - Rasheed Wallace.
"MARTINEZ DEMANDS ERA STAT PRO-RATE; SAYS WON'T PITCH AGAINST ASTROS UNTIL CLEMENS HURLS 80 FEET DISTANT FROM PLATE" 'Come on...he couldn't throw that fast without his unfair muscle size." - Pedro Martinez.
"MANNING WANTS CULPEPPER TO PLAY WITH LEG WEIGHTS, OR HE'LL QUIT NFL" 'Everyone knows Black guys run faster. So he completes a few more passes off the scramble just because he's darker than me. Why should I have to compete against that?" - Peyton Manning.
"RUTTER REFUSES JEOPARDY PLAYOFF AGAINST JENNINGS; IQ GAP TOO GREAT" - I know I'm the only undefeated Jeopardy champ and Jennings lost once, but his IQ is 3 points higher than mine. Either they handicap my score or I'm out."
- knightshadow.